Tagged: Zelda’s Absurd Agonies

Look who died this year! 2012

Every year people die.  They are either killed by a cancer, a car, a bear (I didn’t kill my husband) choking on sick, overdose or toaster.  It can be sad for some people when...

MEAT clown – terrifying video!

My wonderful friends at MEAT clown are churning out high quality, low-end priced, fucking awesome meat, MEAT and MEaT products to the world and beyond, every God damn day!! Did you know that  MEAT...

Twilight – review

Grrr!!! Fucking Vampire!!!  RAAAAR!!!! Here I am, I am gonna fucking kill you!!!!  I am about to pick out your urethra and thread it through your sodding nipples, and wear it like a neck ornament!!! ...

Cannibal Holocaust – review

If things were not going right for me in my current career, one of the other careers that I always considered was being a cannibal.  Chewing on some faces, cutting heads.  Luring a nice,...

Childs Play – review

“What is it mummy?” shouts an excited little brat of a child named Andy.  His mother, tired after selling her body on the streets, waddling through the door, her vagina a scene of total...

Nightbreed – review

Booone!!!!! Shouts Dirk Lylesberg a strange looking fella with rows of eyes cascading down his cheeks like dirty lighthouse windows.  If he were to cry, the eyes at the top would be triumphant in...


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