Tagged: movie review

Critters – review

Critters, Critters, Critters, those little mother fuckers that just want to be Gremlins. Well, you aint Gremlins you fucks, you are space hedgehogs and that’s just the way it is gonna have to be. For...

Twilight – review

Grrr!!! Fucking Vampire!!!  RAAAAR!!!! Here I am, I am gonna fucking kill you!!!!  I am about to pick out your urethra and thread it through your sodding nipples, and wear it like a neck ornament!!! ...

Zelda Halopile in the woods

Guts of a Virgin – review

  Back in the days of my youth there was no internet.  Nope.  No internet.  DVDs and CDs were nothing more than crazy talk.  It was all about the cassette (video or… tapeo) or...

Battle Royale – review

When I am travelling on a bus I like to listen to really loud music to the point that I have a headache whilst reading a book to the point that my bookoids are swollen. ...

Ghostbusters – review

When there is something strange, in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call?  The police!  That’s who, the fucking police!  Don’t call the Ghostbusters, they are not a real organisation!  If you can see some...


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