Category: Reviews

Cannibal Holocaust – review

If things were not going right for me in my current career, one of the other careers that I always considered was being a cannibal.  Chewing on some faces, cutting heads.  Luring a nice,...

Zelda Halopile in the woods

Guts of a Virgin – review

  Back in the days of my youth there was no internet.  Nope.  No internet.  DVDs and CDs were nothing more than crazy talk.  It was all about the cassette (video or… tapeo) or...

Jake being powered up by Zelda's juices!

Troll 2 – review

When I first saw this movie, I am not sure why, but it scared me.  I am being 100% cereal here, it scared me.  I think the reason it scared me so much was...

Childs Play – review

“What is it mummy?” shouts an excited little brat of a child named Andy.  His mother, tired after selling her body on the streets, waddling through the door, her vagina a scene of total...

Battle Royale – review

When I am travelling on a bus I like to listen to really loud music to the point that I have a headache whilst reading a book to the point that my bookoids are swollen. ...

Ghostbusters – review

When there is something strange, in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call?  The police!  That’s who, the fucking police!  Don’t call the Ghostbusters, they are not a real organisation!  If you can see some...

Upon A Midnight Dreary – review

Here is a ‘hello’ just for you, but feel free to share this ‘Zelda hello’ with friends, families and your enemies!  It’s my gift to you.   Followers of this website will know a...


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