Zelda asks… a question about He-man’s underpants.
You are sitting in a cafe in Eternia when you see He-man walk past. He spots you and your friends looking at him and he begins to show off. He thrusts his crotch in and out, bashing his powerful testicles against the window to the point that he ejaculates and the window smashes. Quick as a flash, he spins around and juts out his buttocks, straining his fur pants to the point that they become almost translucent. As he does this he looks over his shoulder and pops the tip of his index finger on his lips and begins to trace the outside of them. Meanwhile Skeletor has raped and killed Orko and Man-at-Arms.
Do you think He-man’s underpants are sexy?
Male – AR, US Are they making He-Man toys again? That one is fully posable. I think He-Man has always been fully posable…
Male – IA, US He is my favorite! Favourite what? Fur-pant-wearing man?
Male – MO, US Oh yeah very sexy Nice to see James is in touch with his feminine side. Or he is gay. Either way, he loves them pants!
Male – OH, US I thought that was his bush I am guessing that Scott has witnessed some epic quantities of pubes in his time.
Male He’s the reason I got a pair His lady friend is a lucky duck, I would have loved it if my husband had wore fur ponts!
Female – GB Very!!
Male – FI Furrypants Yes.
Male – IN No
Liar! You love them furry pants!
I love woman underpants not male underpants About 15 hours ago
So if He-man wore women’s pants you would be happy? I get ya! ;)
Not he man but she woman then yes watching the butt is erotic not pants
Right, she-ra in pants and He-man’s with his erotic butt out. You are one adventurous fella! About 15 hours ago
You are not adventurous?
Oh, I am. I have pegs on my nipples right now and a plastic bag over my face!
And what are you wearing below the belt?
A colostomy bag.
Hope all your body part function normally soon
52 humans were asked
33% like He-man’s pants
67% are not impressed by the fur he uses to cover his cock and balls.